Man Complaining About New Plastic Bottle Lids Doesn't Realise He Can Just Turn The Fucker Sideways

STEVENAGE — “These darned woke bottle lids keep pushing against my nose and I can’t drink anything!” claimed Gary, 37, from Stevenage. Little does he know that you can just pull the lid back until it conveniently clicks into place, and then rotate the bottle 90 degrees if really needed, and all his problems would go away.