Jeremy Clarkson Fails His A-Levels For 49th Year Running

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COTSWOLDS—The former BBC Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has reportedly failed his A-Levels once again this week, in a blow to his career prospects as he was hoping to enter the University of Hard Knocks this coming September. He posted his results on Twitter once again, saying: “If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. If you’re from a wealthy family like I am, you’ll be just fine.”